THE WOMEN AT WORK
Wendy smiles, warmly:
Perhaps she has a crush on me,
Then again, perhaps she’s just being genial,
Some people are naturally affable,
She’s old enough to be my mother.
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Nerys smiles, nervously:
Perhaps she thinks I’m deceitful,
Then again, perhaps she’s just shy,
Some people are inherently diffident,
She’s rough as old boots.
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Katie smiles, curiously:
Perhaps she thinks I’m interesting,
Then again, perhaps she’s just inquisitive,
Some people are impulsively nosey,
She’s a bit on the plump side.
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Wilma smiles, wistfully,
Perhaps she’s upset with me,
Then again, perhaps she’s just pensive,
Some people are typically melancholic,
She’s a bit on the tall side.
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Valerie smiles, vampishly:
I thinks she knows I’m vulnerable,
Then again, perhaps she’s just teasing,
Some people are instinctively flirtatious,
Damn shame she’s a lesbian.
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Rita smiles, radiantly:
Perhaps she thinks I’m attractive,
Then again, perhaps she’s just happy,
Some people are intrinsically joyful,
Pity, she has a boyfriend.
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Danni smiles, deferentially:
Perhaps she thinks I’m important,
Then again, perhaps she’s just being polite,
Some people are commonly courteous.
She’s too short.
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Connie smiles, confidently:
Perhaps she thinks I fancy her,
Then again, perhaps she’s just hoping,
Some people are basically optimistic,
Her tits are too small.
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Chloe smiles, childishly:
Perhaps she thinks I’m immature,
Then again, perhaps she’s just foolish,
Some people are congenitally stupid,
She’s a bit skinny for me.
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Anna smiles, anxiously:
Perhaps she thinks I’m keen,
Then again, perhaps she’s eager,
Some people are intuitively expectant,
Her arse is too big.
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Stella smiles, strangely:
Perhaps she thinks I’m up for it!
Then again, perhaps she’s just odd,
Some people are fundamentally different,
I wonder if she’s got her nipples pierced.
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Fiona smiles, falsely
Perhaps she fakes her orgasms too?
Then again, perhaps I've got her all wrong
Some people are difficult to suss out
She's out of my league anyway.